Doors at 6:00 PM - join us for some beers inside and outside before the show kicks off at 7:30!

Seating is General Admission - please do not leave empty seats between you and others, all seats will be filled and we will be asking people to move together to fill seats.

We are NOT BYOF, there will be no tables, please do not bring food or outside beverages (water, soda).

We encourage you to buy beer during the show!

Please arrive with everyone you want to sit with as it is easier for seating.

Please bring your ticket to be scanned!

Show is 21+ only

Flounder Brewing

2 Clerico Lane, Building 4

Hillsborough, New Jersey

DIE HARD! LIVE ON STAGE! 40 stories. 30 hostages. 12 terrorists. 2 Feds. 1 off duty cop (and the entire LAPD). ONLY 3 actors. That's right, folks, on Tuesday, December 9 at 7:30 PM, Flounder Brewery is Nakotomi Plaza when Raconteur Radio performs DIE HARD: A Staged Radio Parody. Welcome to the party, pal!

ABOUT: Without shoes, socks, or a regular shirt, off duty cop John McClane fights for his life & wife against German terrorists in LA's Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve.

STARRING: Jeff Maschi as John McClane, Danielle Illario as Holly McClane, and Michael Jarmus as Hans Gruber (and assorted other characters).

WITH: costumes, theatrical lighting, music, fog machine, and extensive sound effects.

PLUS: Jazz vocalist Danielle Illario sings the classic Christmas carol/end credit song, "Let It Snow." And are you a die hard Die Hard fan? Test your wits during Raconteur Radio's Die Hard Trivia Contest. You could win a light-up ornament featuring John McClane crawling through the air ducts in his undershirt! Prizes to the top two scores!

So c'mon, folks, take off your shoes, put on your dirtiest tank top, and sip your (Die) Hard Beer every time someone says Jesus Christ, it's time to celebrate the holiday with everyone's favorite Christmas movie.

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Past Raconteur Radio "parody" productions include: Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Alien '79, The Shining, Terminator 2, The Empire Strikes Back, Twin Peaks, The Breakfast Club, The Twilight Zone, The Hobbit, The Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, Doctor Who & The Empty Child, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, V for Vendetta, and Star Trek.

RACONTEUR RADIO stages theatrical presentations of vintage radio plays, classic works of literature, and pop culture parodies for live audiences throughout the Tri-State area. They've been called "family friendly guerrilla theater" by the New York Times, one of "the 7 best things to do in NJ" by the Newark Star-Ledger, "innovative and entertaining," by the Home News Tribune, and "a radio show on steroids," by the Courier News, as well as "Epic!" by Lev Grossman (of Time Magazine), "Utterly unique!" by Kyle Hartzell (of NPR), "Dazzling!" by Megan Ryan (of WNYC), "Spellbinding!" by Tom Lynch (of Theatre World), "Thrilling!" by Barry Monush (of The Museum of Television & Radio), and "Outstanding!" by Lee Pfeiffer (of Cinema Retro Magazine).